Freaky Friday

Your assignment for mindless entertainment this weekend: go to Amazon and read reviews for the Hutlzer Banana Slicer. This product will change your LIFE, as evidenced by the nearly 3,000 positive reviews. Suggestion: best read after a few adult beverages. I have included one of my favorite below.

Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

by Hutzler

3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2,843 customer reviews) | Like 1360338768 false -1 897 897 896 (897)

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32,431 of 32,699 people found the following review helpful

No more winning for you, Mr. Banana!, March 3, 2011

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SW3K

For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story.

Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon.